Database Administrator Warning Label Mug – DBA Coffee Mug

Description

Database Administrator Label Funny Job Mug – Funny Product Label Job Title Cup – Data Whisperer Gift – SQL DBA Coffee Mug – Funny Tech Job Gift for Him Her

“Did you back that up first?” should be printed on every DBA’s business card, but a mug works just as well.

Styled like a product packaging label, it lists the real specs: data whisperer, speeds up queries, protects your data, automates backups, 100% organic, and a warning box that reads “asking for ‘just one more report’ may result in death stares,” a very specific and very real workplace hazard.

Why this one belongs on the desk:

Product Label Parody Format: A full packaging-style layout with icons and a warning box, funny because it’s built from real DBA frustrations, not vague “computer person” jokes.

Printed on Both Sides: The full label shows on both sides of the mug, so it’s visible no matter which hand’s on the handle.

Written for Actual Database Work: References queries, backups, and catastrophic deletions, real DBA territory, not generic tech humor.

Clean, Bold Layout: Sharp black icons and text on white ceramic, looks right at home next to a monitor full of SQL windows.

Great Gift For: Database administrators, backend engineers, data architects, and anyone who’s ever recovered a table nobody thought could be recovered.

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Key Features & Quality

• Premium Material: Made from durable, high-quality Ceramic.
• Vivid, Lasting Print: Your unique design is printed with a vivid, glossy finish that is designed to last.
• Built for Convenience: Completely Dishwasher and Microwave safe, so you can easily clean up and reheat your fuel without worry.
• Health and Safety First: Our mugs are made with Lead and BPA-free material.

Size Options for Every Caffeine Need

Choose the perfect capacity for your daily routine:

Production, Sustainability, and Compliance

We believe in responsible retail. Here’s a bit about our process and commitment to safety:

• Made Just for You (On-Demand): This mug is crafted especially for you as soon as you place your order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps us significantly reduce waste and overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Safety & Compliance: This product is intended for adults and meets all safety standards, including lead and cadmium level requirements.
• EU Compliance (GPSR): In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), our representatives ensure all products meet stringent EU standards.
  • EU Warranty: 2 years
  • Product Safety Inquiries: Please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.