Total Eclipse Of The Heart Astronomy Diagram T-Shirt – Funny Science Romantic Shirt

Description

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Somewhere between a legitimate astronomy lesson and a very sincere declaration of feeling is this shirt, which manages to be both without being embarrassing about either. The diagram is real — the eclipse geometry is correct, the umbra and penumbra are properly positioned, the dashed ray lines project accurately from the light source. The only change is that the light source in question is a glowing, sun-corona-shaped Heart, which admittedly does not appear in standard astronomical charts but absolutely should.

“Total Eclipse” in bold type above the diagram. “(Not To Scale)” in small, polite parentheses below. Because of course a heart isn’t literally the size of a star — but the effect it has on your inner planet is roughly equivalent, and this shirt is willing to put that on a diagram with technical labels and everything.

It’s the ideal gift for the science lover who also has feelings, which is statistically most of them. The astronomy student with a romantic streak. The physics teacher who wants something clever for Valentine’s Day without sacrificing their credibility in the classroom. The person who has spent years listening to Bonnie Tyler and finally found the visual format that does the song justice.

Wear it on Valentine’s Day. Wear it to a planetarium. Wear it on any Tuesday where you want to be both scientifically literate and emotionally available. The diagram proves the eclipse is total. The heart confirms the source.

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Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.

Material and Construction:

• Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
• Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
• Tear-away tag for added convenience

Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.

Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
• If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
• Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.

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Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.

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EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.