Geology Rock Always Wins T-Shirt – Funny Rock Paper Scissors Pun Graphic Tee

Description

Geology Rock Always Wins Funny Pun Shirt – Funny Rock Paper Scissors Pun Graphic Tee – Geologist Humor Shirt – Earth Science Student Gift Top – Nerdy STEM Rock Tee – Geology Teacher Shirt

Rock, paper, scissors was never really a fair game once you think about it geologically, and this shirt finally says so out loud. A chunky illustrated rock, a worn notepad, and a pair of scissors line up under the word “Geology,” with the punchline “Rock Always Wins” settling the debate once and for all.

It’s a genuinely clever crossover pun that lands with anyone who’s ever played the classic hand game and anyone who’s spent a semester studying sedimentary layers, and it works especially well because the joke doesn’t need any extra explanation once you see the icons lined up together. The distressed, hand-lettered typography gives it a rugged, outdoorsy feel that matches the subject matter perfectly.

This one’s a great fit for geology students, earth science teachers, rockhounds, or anyone who collects stones on every hike whether they mean to or not. It also makes a fun, easy gift for a geology class win, a field trip souvenir, or just a friend who never lets anyone forget that rock always wins.

Soft, comfortable, and ready for the next dig site, hike, or classroom demo.

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Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.

Material and Construction:

• Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
• Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
• Tear-away tag for added convenience

Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.

Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
• If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
• Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.

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Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.

EU representative: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.