Where The Bodies Are Buried Notebook – Dark Humor Hardcover Journal

Description

Where The Bodies Are Buried Notebook – Dark Humor Hardcover Journal – Funny True Crime Aesthetic Notebook – Sarcastic Gothic Gift Journal – Funny Coworker Secrets Notebook

Every workplace has someone who knows exactly where the metaphorical bodies are buried — who missed which deadline, whose “sick day” wasn’t sick at all. This notebook is for that person. Half true-crime aesthetic, half inside joke, all dramatic.

The cover goes full moody sunset-noir: dusky purples, warm terracotta, and a soft floral silhouette layered under bold, hand-written-style type that reads like the title of a podcast you’d binge in one sitting. It’s dark, it’s a little funny, and it looks genuinely striking on a shelf.

Inside, 150 lined, tear-out pages of soft uncoated paper in a matte hardcover with a flexible sewn spine — plenty of room for actual notes, actual secrets, or actual grocery lists that just happen to live in an ominous-looking notebook.

A great gift for the office’s unofficial detective, the true-crime podcast obsessive, or anyone whose humor runs a little darker than most.

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Our Matte Hardcover Journal combines a smooth, tactile cover with a sturdy, durable build that’s made to survive daily use, from your desk to your backpack.

Material and Construction:

• Matte laminated front and back cover
• 150 pages (75 sheets), lined, white, uncoated stock
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²)
• Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy, clean tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine that lies flatter than glued bindings

Production and Delivery:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to arrive. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps us reduce overproduction, thanks for making a thoughtful purchasing choice.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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