Bookmarks Are For Quitters T-Shirt – Funny Bookworm Shirt

Description

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A bookmark is a tool for someone who intends to put the book down. That’s the implicit admission built into every bookmark ever made — that at some point, the reading will pause. That there will be an interruption. That you will place a thin slip of paper or card or receipt or whatever’s nearest between pages and walk away from the story like it’s just something you can turn off.

Some readers find this acceptable. Others consider it a failure of commitment.

“Bookmarks Are For Quitters” is for the second group. The readers who memorize page numbers, who dog-ear the corner while knowing full well they’ll remember anyway, who have fallen asleep mid-sentence with a book on their face and woke up knowing exactly where they were. The readers who start a chapter at 11pm with every intention of stopping at midnight and close the book at 2:30am having finished the book because stopping wasn’t really an option once the plot got moving.

The botanical illustration around the badge — open book, ferns, flowers, small stars — gives it the gentle, literary aesthetic of a bookshop window sign or a library display, which makes the mildly defiant statement inside feel warmly earned rather than aggressive. It’s the humor of someone who loves reading deeply and has simply accepted what that love demands of them.

Give it to the reader who always has a book on them. The English teacher whose own reading list is sixteen deep. The librarian who takes their lunch break at their own desk because the book is at a good part. They know who they are.

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Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.

Material and Construction:

• Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
• Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
• Tear-away tag for added convenience

Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.

Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
• If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
• Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.

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Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.

EU representative: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.