Will I Talk About Data Today T-Shirt – Funny Data Scientist Shirt

Description

Will I Talk About Data Today T-Shirt, Funny Data Scientist Shirt, Sarcastic Analyst Pie Chart Tee, Data Engineering Humor Shirt, Gift for Statisticians, Researchers & Analysts

For those who view the world through spreadsheets and visualizations. This classic black Will I Talk About Data Today T-Shirt features a hilarious pie chart that simplifies your daily social interaction into a statistically significant certainty:

“WILL I TALK ABOUT DATA TODAY?”

• The Statistically Proven Outcome: This design features a clever pie chart divided into a small green slice and a massive white section. No matter how you slice it, the conversation is headed toward metrics.

• Witty Narrative Logic: Labeled with a definitive “YES.” and a cheeky “ALSO YES BUT IN WHITE,” this shirt perfectly captures the obsessive nature of the data-driven mind.

• Bold Infographic Aesthetic: The vibrant green “DATA” text and matching chart slice pop intensely against the black fabric, making it a perfect uniform for the office or a technical summit.

• An Analyst’s Essential: Ideal for Data Scientists, Market Researchers, Business Analysts, and Database Architects who live for a clean dataset.

• Premium Quality Comfort: Crafted from soft, breathable cotton to keep you comfortable through long hours of cleaning data, running regressions, or presenting insights.

• The Ultimate Gift for Nerds: An ideal and highly relatable present for the friend who can’t stop talking about “big data” or the coworker who always demands a source for every claim.

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Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.

Material and Construction:

• Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
• Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
• Tear-away tag for added convenience

Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.

Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
• If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
• Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.

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Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.

EU representative: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.