Programmer Excuses Sticker Sheet – Funny Developer Laptop Decals

Description

Programmer Excuses Sticker Sheet – Funny Developer Laptop Decals – “It Works On My Machine” Coder Gift – “It’s Not a Bug It’s a Feature” Tech Humor – Git Commit IT Worker Gifts

Level up your gear with the essential phrases that define the programmer’s life! This sticker sheet is a hilarious collection of excuses, coping mechanisms, and the iconic mantras that every developer uses (and hears).

This Programmer Excuses Sticker Sheet features 9 high-quality, witty decals, perfect for customizing your laptop, monitors, or water bottle. Stickers include:

• It works on my machine sticker (The ultimate defense)
• Its not a bug its a feature sticker (The essential spin)
• In case of fire, git commit, git push, git out of building sticker (Priorities first!)
• Ill refactor that later sticker (The biggest lie in development)
• In the beginning there was hello world sticker (The foundational truth)
• Java programmers wear glasses because they don’t C# sticker (The classic language joke)
• I’m thinking – loading icon sticker (The universal status indicator)
• Launch first deny later sticker (The aggressive deployment strategy)
• Its just a one line fix sticker (The famous underestimated task)

These glossy decals are the perfect Funny Developer Gift for any Coder, Software Engineer, or Tech Geek. They’re built to last, providing unique, personalized style that proudly displays the programmer’s worldview.

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Want to instantly personalize your gear? Our glossy, high-quality stickers are designed to give your favorite items, from your laptop and notebooks to your phone case, an extra glow and personal touch that shows off your unique style.

Key Features & Quality

• Vibrant Finish: Features a sleek glossy finish that makes your designs pop with an eye-catching shine.
• Durable Film: Constructed with high-quality film (MPI 3000 Gloss HOP in the EU, Promotional Monomeric PVC in the US) built for lasting use.
• Easy Application: Designed for fast and easy application. Just peel and stick!
• Longevity: Offers 2–3 year durability for indoor use.
• Design Element: Includes a subtle 0.12” (0.3 cm) white sticker border to make the design stand out.
• Important Note: For best results, please clean the surface thoroughly before applying the stickers.

Sustainable & Safe Production

• On-Demand Manufacturing: This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place an order. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for supporting thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Age Restriction: This product is intended for adults.

EU Compliance and Warranty

We are committed to providing safe, high-quality products globally:

• EU Warranty: Customers in the EU receive a 2-year warranty on this product.
• GPSR Compliance: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure this product is safe and meets all EU standards.
• EU Representative (GPSR Contact): For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact:
  • Email: gpsr@sindenventures.com
  • Address: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
• US Contact: 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.