I’m The Guy Your Firewall Warned You About Oversized Hoodie – Funny Cybersecurity Hacker Pullover

Description

I’m The Guy Your Firewall Warned You About Oversized Hoodie – Funny Cybersecurity Hacker Pullover – IT Security Tech Humor Gift – Heavyweight Fleece

You don’t need permission; you just need a weakness in the protocol. This hoodie is the ultimate declaration of skill and confidence, signaling to everyone that you operate where the firewalls fail.

This I’m The Guy Your Firewall Warned You About Oversized Hoodie is the perfect piece of Funny Cybersecurity apparel. It instantly connects with Hackers, IT Security Professionals, Penetration Testers, and anyone who understands that true power lies in exploiting vulnerabilities.

Made from thick, soft, heavyweight fleece and featuring a cozy, double-layered hood, this hoodie is designed for maximum comfort while you audit networks or brainstorm your next exploit. The roomy, oversized unisex fit makes it the perfect, essential Pullover for the security life.

Searching for a practical and highly specific Hacker Gift or a comfortable way to show off your tech expertise? This hoodie is a functional, funny, and powerful way to wear your digital swagger.

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Get ready to live in this hoodie. Thick, soft, and made to lounge, it wraps you in maximum comfort with its brushed fleece interior and roomy fit. It’s easy to throw on when the temperature drops, and hard to take off once you’re settled.

Premium Comfort & Design

• Ultimate Coziness: Features brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel that’s perfect for long sessions of gaming, coding, or relaxing.
• Heavyweight Fabric: Constructed with a substantial 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) fabric weight for true warmth.
• Quality Blend: Made from breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester fleece.
• Relaxed Fit: Offers a roomy, oversized unisex fit that goes big on comfort and layering potential.
• Clean Look: Designed with a double-layered hood and no drawcords for a clean, modern aesthetic.
• Practicality: Includes a large front pocket for stuff and snacks.

Sizing Guide

This is an oversized fit, so please check the measurements to ensure the perfect fit. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

To Measure Length: Place a tape beside the collar at the top (Highest Point Shoulder) and pull the tape measure straight to the bottom hem.

To Measure Chest: Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Sustainable & Safe Production

• On-Demand Manufacturing: This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place an order. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for supporting thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Age Restriction: This product is intended for adults.

EU Compliance and Warranty

We are committed to providing safe, high-quality products globally:

• EU Warranty: Customers in the EU receive a 2-year warranty on this product.
• GPSR Compliance: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure this product is safe and meets all EU standards.
• EU Representative (GPSR Contact): For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact:
  • Email: gpsr@sindenventures.com
  • Address: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus