How to Insert a USB Funny Tech T-Shirt – Sarcastic Computer Geek Tee

Description

How to Insert a USB T-Shirt, Funny USB Superposition Graphic Tee, Sarcastic IT Support Hardware Joke Shirt, Gift for IT Professionals & Gamers, Universal USB Struggle Humor Shirt, Minimalist Technical Graphic Top, Relatable Programmer & Nerd Apparel, Relatable Computer User Troubleshooting Top

For anyone who knows that it takes exactly three attempts to plug in a USB device. This classic How to Insert a USB T-Shirt documents the scientific phenomenon known as the “USB Paradox”:

“HOW TO INSERT A USB”

• The Three-Step Ritual: The design features a vertical sequence showing the first attempt as “WRONG,” the flipped second attempt as also “WRONG,” and the final, identical to the first, third attempt as “CORRECT”.

• Visual Troubleshooting Logic: Uses iconic red “X” marks for failures and a bright green checkmark for the eventual success, mimicking a software interface or instruction manual.

• Minimalist Iconography: Features clean, 3D-style illustrations of a standard USB-A drive, making the joke instantly recognizable to anyone who has used a computer in the last 20 years.

• A Uniform for the Daily Grind: An essential choice for IT Support, System Admins, Gamers, and Digital Artists who deal with hardware daily.

• Premium Quality & Comfort: Crafted from soft, durable cotton to keep you comfortable while you’re fumbling behind your desk for the port.

• The Perfect Relatable Gift: A fantastic present for the person who is always complaining about tech, a funny stocking stuffer for a student, or a great icebreaker for tech conferences.

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Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.

Material and Construction:

• Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
• Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
• Tear-away tag for added convenience

Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.

Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
• If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
• Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.

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Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.

EU representative: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.