Funny Investor Christmas Jumper – HO HO HODL Crypto Sweatshirt

Description

Funny Investor Christmas Jumper – HO HO HODL Crypto Sweatshirt – Cryptocurrency Meme Crewneck – Diamond Hands Bitcoin Gift

This is the official uniform for anyone holding their crypto portfolio through the holiday volatility! This cozy Funny Investor Christmas Jumper features the famous pixelated “knitted” text reading “HO HO HODL“, complete with the investor motto: “(I’M NOT RELEASING ANYTHING)“.

• Niche Audience: Directly targets Bitcoin and Ethereum Holders, Crypto Traders, and anyone familiar with the “HODL” meme and “Diamond Hands” culture.

• Witty & Timely: The joke is instantly recognizable to the crypto community, making it a perfect piece of insider humor for holiday gatherings.

• Ugly Sweater Aesthetic: The pixelated font gives it the fun, festive look of an Ugly Christmas Sweater, suitable for parties.

• Gift Idea: The ultimate Secret Santa or holiday gift for the cryptocurrency enthusiast who has been strong and holding their investments.

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Go big on comfort with this oversized fleece sweatshirt. It’s soft inside, bold outside, and perfect for layering or lounging through those long coding sessions, gaming marathons, or weekend projects. This will quickly become your favorite cozy essential.

Premium Comfort & Fit

• Ultimate Coziness: Made with a substantial, heavyweight fleece fabric (10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)) that feels super soft and warm.
• Fabric Blend: Crafted from a high-quality blend of 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester fleece. (Note: Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece.)
• Modern Style: Features a relaxed, oversized unisex fit with slightly dropped sleeves for that perfect cozy, streetwear look.

Sizing Guide

To ensure the best fit, please measure the fullest part of your chest. Product measurements may vary by up to 2” (5cm).

To Measure Length: Place a measuring tape beside the collar at the top (high point shoulder) and pull to the bottom of the garment.

To Measure Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Sustainable & Safe Production

• On-Demand Manufacturing: This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place an order. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for supporting thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Age Restriction: This product is intended for adults.

EU Compliance and Warranty

We are committed to providing safe, high-quality products globally:

• EU Warranty: Customers in the EU receive a 2-year warranty on this product.
• GPSR Compliance: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure this product is safe and meets all EU standards.
• EU Representative (GPSR Contact): For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact:
  • Email: gpsr@sindenventures.com
  • Address: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus