Description
Freak In The Sheets Spreadsheet Shirt, Funny Excel Pun Data Analyst Tee, Accountant Office Humor Shirt, Gift for CPA & Bookkeepers, Google Sheets Lover Apparel, Sarcastic Financial Pro Graphic Top
Own your reputation as the office’s most intense data wrangler. This classic black Freak In The Sheets Spreadsheet Shirt features a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek statement for anyone who gets a genuine thrill from a perfectly executed VLOOKUP:
“FREAK IN THE SHEETS”
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A Cheeky Professional Pun: This design takes a popular suggestive phrase and pivots it toward professional expertise, letting everyone know your true passion lies in gridlines and data validation.
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Signature Spreadsheet Branding: The text is accompanied by a recognizable green document icon featuring a white grid and the “X” symbol, clearly identifying you as a spreadsheet specialist.
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High-Impact Typography: Featuring a bold, white sans-serif font, the “freak” statement is impossible to miss, creating a high-contrast and modern aesthetic against the black fabric.
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The Analyst’s Favorite Conversation Starter: An ideal choice for Accountants, Auditors, Database Managers, SEO Specialists, and anyone who spends more time in workbooks than in reality.
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Premium Quality & Comfort: Crafted from soft, durable cotton that keeps you comfortable during those long, intense sessions of data cleaning and financial modeling.
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The Ultimate Office Party Gift: A fantastic present for the coworker who is “married” to their spreadsheets or a fun graduation gift for a new finance or data science professional.
#FreakInTheSheets #SpreadsheetHumor #ExcelPuns #DataAnalystLife #AccountantHumor #OfficeStyle #FunnyWorkShirts #DataScience #FinanceFashion #WorkplaceJokes
Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.
Material and Construction:
- Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
- Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
- Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
- Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
- Tear-away tag for added convenience
Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.
Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
- If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
- Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.
Size Chart (Inches):
| Size Label | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.
EU representative: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.









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