I Am The Guy Your Firewall Warned You About Funny Cybersecurity Sweatshirt

Description

Firewall Warning Cybersecurity Sweatshirt, Funny Hacker Statement Pullover, I Am The Guy Your Firewall Warned You About, Funny Cybersecurity Sweatshirt, Ethical Hacker & Pen Tester Pullover, Gift for SysAdmins & IT Security Pros, Bold Warning Graphic Crewneck, Technical Geek & Linux Admin Jumper

For the pro who knows exactly how to bypass the perimeter. This premium Firewall Warning Cybersecurity Sweatshirt turns a digital alert into a badge of honor:

“I AM THE GUY YOUR FIREWALL WARNED YOU ABOUT”

• High-Impact Warning Aesthetic: The design utilizes a classic white-on-black color scheme with a bold red “WARNED” banner, mimicking the visual language of high-security system alerts and firewall logs.

• The Ultimate Security Statement: Perfect for Penetration Testers, Security Researchers, and Network Administrators who are the last line of defense (or the first through the door).

• Command Attention: The crisp, clean typography ensures the message is readable from across the server room or at the next tech conference.

• Premium Quality & Stealth: Crafted from a heavy cotton-poly blend, this black crewneck offers a sharp, professional “stealth” look while providing warmth during long nights of threat hunting.

• The Perfect Infosec Gift: An essential choice for Cybersecurity graduates, Certified Ethical Hackers (CEH), and IT professionals who appreciate a bit of dark industry humor.

#Cybersecurity #EthicalHacker #InfoSec #Firewall #PenTesting #ITSecurity #TechHumor #HackerStyle #SystemsAdmin #DevSecOps

Go big on comfort with this oversized fleece sweatshirt. It’s soft inside, bold outside, and perfect for layering or lounging through those long coding sessions, gaming marathons, or weekend projects. This will quickly become your favorite cozy essential.

Premium Comfort & Fit

• Ultimate Coziness: Made with a substantial, heavyweight fleece fabric (10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)) that feels super soft and warm.
• Fabric Blend: Crafted from a high-quality blend of 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester fleece. (Note: Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece.)
• Modern Style: Features a relaxed, oversized unisex fit with slightly dropped sleeves for that perfect cozy, streetwear look.

Sizing Guide

To ensure the best fit, please measure the fullest part of your chest. Product measurements may vary by up to 2” (5cm).

To Measure Length: Place a measuring tape beside the collar at the top (high point shoulder) and pull to the bottom of the garment.

To Measure Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Sustainable & Safe Production

• On-Demand Manufacturing: This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place an order. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for supporting thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Age Restriction: This product is intended for adults.

EU Compliance and Warranty

We are committed to providing safe, high-quality products globally:

• EU Warranty: Customers in the EU receive a 2-year warranty on this product.
• GPSR Compliance: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure this product is safe and meets all EU standards.
• EU Representative (GPSR Contact): For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact:
  • Email: gpsr@sindenventures.com
  • Address: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus