Cybersecurity Is Like An Onion Funny IT T-Shirt – Sarcastic InfoSec Specialist Tee

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For the security pro who has spent one too many nights peeling back the layers of a system breach. This classic Cybersecurity Onion Layers T-Shirt perfectly captures the emotional rollercoaster of high-stakes data protection:

“CYBERSECURITY IS LIKE AN ONION. THERE ARE LAYERS, AT SOME POINT YOU START TO CRY”

• The Ultimate Tech Truth: This design takes the “Defense in Depth” concept and adds a hilariously honest twist about the stress of managing complex security architectures.

• Playful Comic Typography: The text is featured in a friendly, white hand-drawn style font, giving a lighthearted touch to a subject that is usually very serious.

• Clean & Scannable Layout: The message is broken into short, punchy lines that are easy to read at a glance, making it a great conversation starter at tech conferences or in the server room.

• A Badge for the InfoSec Community: An essential choice for Security Analysts, CISO’s, Penetration Testers, and IT Directors who appreciate “gallows humor”.

• Premium Quality & Comfort: Crafted from soft, durable cotton to keep you comfortable through long audit cycles and system migrations.

• The Post-Incident Gift: A fantastic present for the team member who just survived a major update or as a relatable graduation gift for a cybersecurity major.

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Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.

Material and Construction:

• Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
• Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
• Tear-away tag for added convenience

Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.

Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
• If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
• Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.

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Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.

EU representative: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.