Cozy Delusions Notebook – Lies I Tell In A Blanket Burrito Journal

Description

Cozy Delusions Notebook – Lies I Tell In A Blanket Burrito Journal – Funny Cozy Aesthetic Hardcover Notebook – Sarcastic Self Care Humor Gift – Funny Autumn Journal for Homebodies

“I’ll just close my eyes for five minutes.” “I’m definitely getting up early tomorrow.” “This is my last episode.” We all have a whole catalog of lies we tell ourselves under a blanket, and this notebook finally gives them a home.

The cover leans warm and cozy — deep forest green, dusty terracotta, and a soft rolling sunset in muted autumn tones, with an elegant serif title that somehow makes “lies I tell in a blanket burrito” look sophisticated. It’s giving hygge. It’s also giving denial. Both, honestly.

Inside: 150 lined, tear-out pages of soft uncoated paper in a matte hardcover with a flexible sewn spine — great for journaling, planning, or just writing down your latest cozy-season delusion before you forget it.

A perfect gift for the certified homebody, the friend who’s “getting up early” for the fifth week in a row, or anyone who takes blanket-burrito season very seriously.

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Our Matte Hardcover Journal combines a smooth, tactile cover with a sturdy, durable build that’s made to survive daily use, from your desk to your backpack.

Material and Construction:

• Matte laminated front and back cover
• 150 pages (75 sheets), lined, white, uncoated stock
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²)
• Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy, clean tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine that lies flatter than glued bindings

Production and Delivery:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to arrive. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps us reduce overproduction, thanks for making a thoughtful purchasing choice.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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