A Brief History Of Procrastination Notebook – Funny Procrastinator Hardcover Notebook

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A Brief History Of Procrastination Notebook – Eventually I’ll Read This Journal – Funny Procrastinator Hardcover Notebook – Sarcastic Productivity Humor Gift – Funny Book Parody Journal

“A Brief History of Time” but make it “a brief history of me putting things off until the last possible second.” This notebook parodies the classic serious-nonfiction cover — navy, gold, cream, that big dramatic sun — and swaps in the subtitle we all actually relate to: “Eventually, I’ll Read This.”

It looks smart sitting on a shelf or desk, which is the whole joke, because the person who owns it almost certainly has three other unfinished notebooks nearby. The gold-on-navy title treatment and soft geometric mountains give it a legit “important book” look right up until you read the subtitle.

Inside: 150 lined, tear-out pages on soft uncoated paper, in a durable matte hardcover with a flexible sewn spine — sturdy enough to survive being “started tomorrow” for several tomorrows in a row.

A genuinely funny gift for the chronic procrastinator, the person with 47 open browser tabs, or the friend who says “I’ll do it later” as a personality trait.

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Our Matte Hardcover Journal combines a smooth, tactile cover with a sturdy, durable build that’s made to survive daily use, from your desk to your backpack.

Material and Construction:

• Matte laminated front and back cover
• 150 pages (75 sheets), lined, white, uncoated stock
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²)
• Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy, clean tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine that lies flatter than glued bindings

Production and Delivery:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to arrive. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps us reduce overproduction, thanks for making a thoughtful purchasing choice.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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