Your Password Must Contain Funny Cybersecurity T-Shirt – Extended Requirements Joke

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Your Password Must Contain Funny Cybersecurity T-Shirt – Extended Requirements Joke – Funny IT Security Analyst Gift – Programmer Coder Humor Tee – Password Satire Shirt

The ultimate struggle for modern internet security, taken to a hilarious extreme! This T-shirt features a satirical, overly-complex list of password requirements, starting with the reasonable and descending into total madness:

“Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a lowercase letter, a number, a symbol, a hieroglyph, a haiku, an unfalsifiable hypothesis, an impossible riddle, a gang insignia, a recursive algorithm, a winky emoji, the plot of a romantic thriller, the name of a beloved comedy character, a symbol from the periodic table, an Edgar Allan Poe quote, the musings of a mad man, a symbol from Wingdings, an Irish limerick and the blood of a virgin.”

This shirt is the ideal piece of IT Security Humor and Relatable Tech Apparel for Security Analysts, IT Admins, Developers, and anyone who has battled with a finicky password field. It’s an instant conversation starter that signals your shared pain and deep expertise in dealing with frustrating security protocols.

Made from soft, high-quality cotton in a unisex classic fit with clear, easy-to-read text, this shirt is comfortable and durable. It’s perfect for the office, security conferences, or whenever you need a dark laugh about the state of online authentication.

Searching for a sharp Funny Security Analyst Gift or a comfortable way to wear your password frustration? This classic tee is a functional, witty, and essential piece of tech apparel.

• Security Satire: Perfect parody of increasingly demanding, impossible password rules.
• Highly Relatable: Appeals to virtually anyone who uses the internet and IT professionals.
• Detailed Humor: The long, ridiculous list makes it a memorable joke.
• Perfect for: Security Analysts, IT Administrators, Developers, and hackers.

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Our Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt combines a structured look with lasting durability. Crafted with heavyweight fabric, this t-shirt maintains sharp lines along the edges, ensuring a polished appearance that stands the test of time. Say goodbye to itchy interruptions under the arms, as our t-shirt features a seamless design for ultimate comfort. Plus, the taped shoulders enhance durability, making this t-shirt ready for all your adventures.

Material and Construction:

• Made from 100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit for a consistent fit wash after wash
• Open-end yarn construction for added resilience
• Tubular construction for a clean and seamless look
• Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for reinforcement
• Tear-away tag for added convenience

Printing Technique:
Your design will be printed directly on the t-shirt using the DTG (direct-to-garment) technique. This advanced printing method ensures bold and vibrant prints that showcase your unique style and make a statement.

Care Instructions:
To keep your Classic Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt in pristine condition, follow these care instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary, avoiding fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang-dry for the longest lifespan.
• If ironing is necessary, iron the t-shirt inside-out using a cool setting. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
• Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this product.

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Production and Delivery:
Please note that this product is made on demand, ensuring that each t-shirt is created especially for you. This process helps us reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Delivery times are estimated and may vary based on the number of orders in queue. You will see the final costs and delivery times during the order checkout process.

EU representative: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.