Funny DBA Stickers Pack – Database Admin Sayings Laptop Decals

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Funny DBA Stickers Pack – Database Admin Sayings Laptop Decals – Talk SQL To Me Gift – Drop Table Users Tech Humor

Celebrate the heroes who manage the schemas, optimize the queries, and live life on the edge with this ultimate Funny DBA Sticker Pack Sheet! Designed specifically for the Database Administrator who relies on backups (and miracles), this collection is packed with insider SQL humor.

This sheet features 11 unique, durable, and weather-resistant vinyl stickers—perfect for decorating laptops, monitors, coffee tumblers, or even the server room door.

The Pack Includes These DBA Classics:

• Talk Sql to Me Sticker: The ultimate invitation for technical conversation.
• I Am a Database Administrator Sticker… Assume That I’m Never Wrong: A confident, necessary job title variation.
• I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dadabase Sticker: A pun worthy of a DBA.
• Developer Admin Dba All in One Package Sticker: For the legendary multitasker.
• Dba Database Administrator Sticker (and Database Administrator): Simple, proud labels.
• Drop Table Users Sticker: The ultimate power move (and constant threat).
• Select Coffee From Kitchen When Brain is Empty Sticker: A necessary query for productivity.
• Select Finger From Hand Where Id Equals 3 Sticker: A darkly funny anatomy joke.
• I Am a Database Administrator, I Don’t Believe in Miracles, I Rely on Them Sticker: A true statement about recovery.
• Keep Calm and Drop Database Sticker: When things go south, sometimes only dramatic action helps.

Searching for the perfect, witty Database Admin Gift or a unique way to wear your SQL expertise? This sticker pack is functional, hilarious, and essential for data management pros!

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Want to instantly personalize your gear? Our glossy, high-quality stickers are designed to give your favorite items, from your laptop and notebooks to your phone case, an extra glow and personal touch that shows off your unique style.

Key Features & Quality

• Vibrant Finish: Features a sleek glossy finish that makes your designs pop with an eye-catching shine.
• Durable Film: Constructed with high-quality film (MPI 3000 Gloss HOP in the EU, Promotional Monomeric PVC in the US) built for lasting use.
• Easy Application: Designed for fast and easy application. Just peel and stick!
• Longevity: Offers 2–3 year durability for indoor use.
• Design Element: Includes a subtle 0.12” (0.3 cm) white sticker border to make the design stand out.
• Important Note: For best results, please clean the surface thoroughly before applying the stickers.

Sustainable & Safe Production

• On-Demand Manufacturing: This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place an order. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for supporting thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Age Restriction: This product is intended for adults.

EU Compliance and Warranty

We are committed to providing safe, high-quality products globally:

• EU Warranty: Customers in the EU receive a 2-year warranty on this product.
• GPSR Compliance: In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure this product is safe and meets all EU standards.
• EU Representative (GPSR Contact): For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact:
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