SELECT finger from hand WHERE id = 3 Mug – Funny SQL Query Humor

Description

SELECT finger from hand WHERE id = 3 Mug – Funny SQL Query Humor – Programmer Coder Joke Cup – Database Administrator DBA Gift – IT Admin Tech Geek Mug

You know your language of choice is SQL when your mind automatically breaks down the world into tables, rows, and primary keys. And when you need to express yourself clearly, there’s only one way: write a precise query.

This SELECT finger from hand WHERE id = 3 Mug is the ultimate piece of SQL programming humor. It’s a clever, adult humor joke that every Database Administrator (DBA), IT Admin, and Programmer who works with databases will instantly understand (and laugh at). It’s the perfect way to silently deliver a subtle joke during a meeting or while reviewing a complex schema.

This mug makes a fantastic, unique tech geek gift for a colleague, a boss, or any coder obsessed with optimizing queries. It’s an essential piece of office humor for anyone who deals with data integrity and writes a lot of SELECT statements.

Crafted from high-quality white glossy ceramic, this mug is sturdy and reliable, ready to hold the essential fuel for schema design and query optimization. And because your syntax is clean, your cleanup should be too: it’s completely dishwasher and microwave safe.

Execute the query. Enjoy the coffee!

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Key Features & Quality

• Premium Material: Made from durable, high-quality Ceramic.
• Vivid, Lasting Print: Your unique design is printed with a vivid, glossy finish that is designed to last.
• Built for Convenience: Completely Dishwasher and Microwave safe, so you can easily clean up and reheat your fuel without worry.
• Health and Safety First: Our mugs are made with Lead and BPA-free material.

Size Options for Every Caffeine Need

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Production, Sustainability, and Compliance

We believe in responsible retail. Here’s a bit about our process and commitment to safety:

• Made Just for You (On-Demand): This mug is crafted especially for you as soon as you place your order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps us significantly reduce waste and overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Safety & Compliance: This product is intended for adults and meets all safety standards, including lead and cadmium level requirements.
• EU Compliance (GPSR): In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), our representatives ensure all products meet stringent EU standards.
  • EU Warranty: 2 years
  • Product Safety Inquiries: Please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.